Showing posts with label retardation station. Show all posts
Showing posts with label retardation station. Show all posts

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Sunday, June 8, 2008

bible fans rejoice!

Apparently somewhere in Germany they are planning on building a bible-themed theme park! omg i can't wait! there's going to be a life-sized noah's ark, a heaven and hell roller coaster, and even a Tower of Babel panorama restaurant.

Bible-Land!!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008

shmitten kitten

anyone not in philly won't get this site for the most part. but my friend kathleen linked me to it, and i find it enjoyable. little drawings of philly characters and their traits. amusing!

http://www.shmittenkitten.com/

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

i love a man in a sexy white pompadour




This fine gentleman is named Wayne Cochran

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

WTF??

i really have no idea what this is. some photographer's collection of things involving swastikas. its ridiculous. theres also an artfully done photo of a girl sticking a banana in her ass if you continue to scroll through. the world is a strange place, isn't it?
http://www.adalbertoabbate.com/works/erziehungs/proc7.htm

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Little Hercules


This is not photoshopped. This kid actually looks like this. It scares me. Apparently his dad gave him "special drinks" (steroid-shakes) growing up and he started crazy workout routines at the age of three. Now of course his growth is permanently stunted and the poor kid probably doesn't even have a penis anymore. He is destined to only get laid my nasty freakazoid circus chicks (or Michael Jackson). Way to go Little Herc's Dad!

Check out his website if you want to start following his workout routine, or just gaze at his dreamy bod!

http://www.richardsandrak.com/

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

Ninja Parade




I wish ninjas would sneak up behind me and hide candy in my pockets! Or hamburgers!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

MONKEYS IN THE NEWS!

i love this blog. the title alone just tickles my tummy.
Monkeys in the News

I'm sure you'll hate this ash. but i certainly do not.
Today's post is about a monkey at a zoo in China who has become addicted to cigarettes. He apparently began picking up cigarette butts from the ground and now the zookeepers are trying to get him to quit! The monkey's name is Philly, so that's also cool.

So, what i wanna know is, when are monkeys going to officially become equal to humans? I'm (not) looking forward to it!

lets play with our meat! (and fake-meat)

This website also has a whole lot of other stupid shit. like candy cigarettes and yodeling plastic pickles. i don't suggest you ever buy me a gift from there.

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11814.html

Monday, January 14, 2008

Sunday, January 13, 2008

rice babies



rice rice baby

ok so i can't exactly read this website. but the gist of it is this: if you have a baby and you can't bring it around to show everyone you know, you can actually have a photo of the baby printed on a bag of rice and sent out to people, so they can hold your "baby" too.
what? loves it.